The Horrors

I need to make it very clear that I'm not obsessed with The Horrors. They're quite now, and as soon as their album comes out, many more are gonna listen to them and then maybe even dress like them. Ugh, posers. And again, they're not EMO! Not GOTH...or whatever you choose to call them.

Also, I would like to apologise for the havoc made in that photo collection of mine. To be clear the picture which includes 4 slides (lomograph) is Tomethy Furst. The topless boy sitting my the lake is Jacob. And the one in the tie is Coffin Joe. A mess. But what can I do.. :|

Anyways, I'd like to introduce some of my favourite videos of The Horrors.

The first one will be Sheena Is A Parasite. Featuring Samantha Morton from Pride and Prejudice as the confused lady who gives birth to a slimy squid.
Following up, is the parody called..Sheena is A Parody. Please pay attention. Drummer uses kitchen tools to play drums, bassist..um, randomly hits a spoon against his wrist, keyboardist presses some kind of buttons..Mop as a guitar and a brush as a microphone. A microphone is usually replaced with a brush in most parodies. But this one's funnier. Instead of the usual hairbrush, they use the scrubber brush for toilet bowls. Hilarious.

Next up, Count In Fives. The band perform in a usual studio and appear in black and white. The rhythm, catchy. Thanks to Spider Webbs techique on the organ, the song appears to sound like a rock n roll version of The Addams Family. Also, there'll be people outside of the screen, in white tee's translating the lyrics into sign language.
Swell, eh?






Sheena Is A Parasite




Sheena Is A Parody



Count In Fives

My e-friends. =\

Like I said, I have friends. Many of my friends don't roam the street around here. But need I say, across the universe.

Firstly..



Here's Ray. Lover, brother and the sweetest thing.
He has problems socialising, but I'm sure he's doing
well now. He works as a cook. He's Irish and he
does an amazing Stich impersonation.
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.
And it's rather amazing!
He took this picture in a circus, if I'm not mistaken.
I think it looks bloody amazing.










Here's Ben. Ex-lover. Friend. Heart breaker. Heart throb. Every girl he knows wants him.
But he's a sweet guy. Sensitive, loving, 5'7, meat eater, and lives in a trailer. His parent's divorced and so he lives with his mom. I love him dearly, and I want to break his bones. For kicks!







My Irish husspot! Kate Rattigan, also known as K-Rat.
She's also my wigga, and she's the only one who can make me bend over. She loves Matt Bellamy and Thom Yorke and she's got a problem with decided which one she's gonna marry.
I wish her luck!





















On the top, in a black stick tie and white shirt, we have Coffin Joe! Thundersticks of The Horrors.
Big blazen eyes, cherub cheeks and a degree in Fashion designing.

















On the right, we have my beloved Jacob. My Nordic blonde stallion warrior who grew up to be a dark haired German soldier with the mouth of a python.
My joker. And he claims I know him better than anyone.
He's witty, and also got a 24 year old lady pregnant. He's 17, mind you.






And here, we have Tomethey Furst. My Gypsy prince of The Horrors. He of the raggy basslines. I sound like a nut, calling musicians that, but what can I say. I'm a lonely ol' sob.
He's a doll, ain't he. My sexually confused Gypsy prince.
But isn't he adorable.











Mr. Faris Badwan aka Faris Rotter.
The Palestinian prince of The Horrors. I don't know about you, but everytime I think of him, I see Big Bird. =\
I think he sent me an email once. He told me about himself and shit.















And here comes Sir Rhyss Webb. aka Spider Webb. My utmost favourite. Play keyboards in The Horrors. Looks intimidating, but a natural smart-ass and sweetheart.













Finally, the bitch who refuses to add me. Apocalyptic hair and a love for blowing balloons. Joshua Von Grimm! He loves his guitar, his Mikayla and his fangs. He claims to have fangs. Twirly little bugger! =D







I'm very sure I have more friends. But I can't seem to find their pictures. But that's okay.

Please note that The Horrors are not some fancy "emo" band. I don't know their genre, but whatever it is, they don't deserve such legs. And it's because of them, I have an obessession for men with big hair. Damn them!

The Year Us 17 Year Olds Dread

Alas. It's 2007. The year for us unlucky one's to sit for god forbid, SPM!
The torture runs smooth. Study time is scarce. And teachers do their best to make you seem intelligent, when we all know we're just a bunch of fucking dumbasses.

Maybe I am smarter than I seem. But what if I'm not.
Maybe I'm only smart at one thing, but I can't achieve the rest.
That goes for Math, Additional Math, Accounts and ..um..
I think I'm just bad with numbers. :|

But oh well, I've decided to have some fun with free surveys and whatnot. They're already pasted on my myspace. As much as I look down on myspace, I still can't help that I got all the members of The Horrors to add me on their myspace. *blushes*
Yes, Coffin Joe first added me. Then Spider Webb, and then my dear sexually confused Tomethy Furst, and Faris Badwan. But somehow, Josh Von Grimm Vibestation won't. He probably thinks he's too good for himself. But nevermind.

Anyway, here's the survey I took. Now at least my readers have a chance to know me. Better. Or lesser.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Jenna Talia
Birthday:	August 20th
Birthplace:	In this thing I was in, I saw like faeces and shit. *gasps* I'm an ass child!
Current Location:	Chair
Eye Color:	Shit brown
Hair Color:	shit black
Height:	Shorter than Austin's penis
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right handed.
Your Heritage:	Oyster
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Your tongue
Your Weakness:	My boobs. I think they're magnificent. I could ravish them right now!!!
Your Fears:	Your tongue
Your Perfect Pizza:	Your tongue
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Maintain the number of fingers and toes I have.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Say hello to Urethra Franklin!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	I wonder if I have a Rubik's cube in my twat.
Your Best Physical Feature:	My breasts and eyes. =..
Your Bedtime:	I sleep when my dog sleeps
Your Most Missed Memory:	Sleeping with a horse
Pepsi or Coke:	Oyster sauce
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Now, that's a hard one!
Single or Group Dates:	Single. I'm selfish. [group dates = orgies]
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappucino because I'm so chic! NOT
Do you Smoke:	Yeah. My twat is smokin!
Do you Swear:	Are you fucking kidding? Of course I don't fucking swear!
Do you Sing:	In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion sleeps tonight....
Do you Shower Daily:	*in the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight* OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
Have you Been in Love:	Oh yes! I fondle Liza Minelli all the time!
Do you want to go to College:	Maybe
Do you want to get Married:	Yes. I want to make 10 babies and then sell them off when they're 6. And make some more!
Do you belive in yourself:	To eat, yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Do you know how I know I get Motion Sickness? My nipples get hard.
Do you think you are Attractive:	My nipples seem to think so.
Are you a Health Freak:	Oh yes! I wash my bed sheets everyday.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Mhmm.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	No. It means that I've been making fun of Kurt Cobaine.
Do you play an Instrument:	I spoon!!! ..m/
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Surprisingly no. *sobs*
In the past month have you Smoked:	I don't smoke. My twat does. So why not ask her.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Yep! Cough syrup!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	No. But I did make out with a cardboard cut-out of Muse.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes! I bought me a doily.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Nope ..Hm, I wonder if I lost weight..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No. But I did tell people to shut up.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Nope. I miss it. I miss contaminating the pool with my twat juice!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yes. A book.
Ever been Drunk:	Um no.
Ever been called a Tease:	All the time. I'm beginning to worry.
Ever been Beaten up:	Yes. But I couldn't control myself.
Ever Shoplifted:	Hmm. German Kohl. Chatuchak Market, Bangkok. 2005.
How do you want to Die:	I want Pete Doherty to beat me up senseless. And then write "EYE NOE U ARR STOOPEED COPPERS"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A bus driver
Is your name Kyle Asselin::	Kyle Asselin? The bloke who got his cock bitten off by a donkey?! Hell no!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Something dreamy.
Favourite Hair Color:	Dark. Dark. I don't have a preference. :|
Short or Long Hair:	Long hair. I want to piss me mom off!
Height:	Hung like a horse. [Tall]
Weight:	I ain't dating no walrus.
Best Clothing Style:	Michael Jackson/ salsa dancer
Number of Drugs I have taken:	A tad bit.
Number of CDs I own:	Less than mine. Or else I'll be jealous
Number of Piercings:	Don't mind. As long I won't get my tonsils stuck to your cock.
Number of Tattoos:	Hmm..I'd love them to be hidden.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Sleeping with a horse
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Wily Ole Big F's Mini Survey of exciting questons
Do you prefer sleeping or eating?	Sleeping. Can't get enough of it.
When was the last time you took your younger sibling to the cinema?	I don't have a younger sibling.
Who are you, and why?	I'm Jenna Talia. Because I rhyme with genitalia.
Who is your favourite Rotter?	Dog shit
Why?	Because it shits.
Do you prefer Robot girls or Human girls?	Human girls. They're soft. And warm. And pretty. And charming. And wet. And natural. I can go on all day!
If someone stabbed you with a cigarette, what would you do?	Spit into his mouth and stab his eye with a lighted ciggarette. =D
What colour hair do you wish you had?	Chocolate shit brown with Urine blonde highlights
If someone holds a camera to your face, what do you do?	Tell that person I'm John Lennon.
What is your favourite fruit?	Testicles
What is your favourite colour?	Purrple.
Juice or Alcohol?	Both? :|
What is your favourite kind of nut?	Testicl'es.
What nationality is your cleaner?	Chick. =D
Have you ever been to a Gay club?	I'd love to! <3
Do you own a Jumpsuit?	Part of it..
Do you ever refer to yourself in the third person?	Yes. That's the only way I get candy.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like wrapping paper?	8
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