A Christmas Message.

After a search on websites and the oh, so famous YouTube, I got this rather amusing video clip. Enjoy.

X'MAS Joys

We've got pro's. We've got suckas.
Since it's the Christmas season, I'm sure we'd all love a bit of comedy.
I've got a Yahelite account called "ifarkedsanta"..and now I've decided to crack open my brain and write a few parodies.

Unfortunately, I've only got two melodies. Blah. So, enjoy anyways. :p

Silent Night, Horny Night.

Silent night, grope me tight,
Angry dogs, saggy wives,
Crown no-more virgin , nympho strikes tonight,
Horny bastards and condoms galore,
My, my this song is a bore,
Maybe I'll try to not snore.


I'm Dreaming Of A White iPod

I'm dreaming of a white iPod.
Just like the one Aunt Sally has.
With the holographic touch screen
And mp4 abilities..
Can make my lonely ass worth living.




It seems that I'm no longer creative. :|

Ayutthya

I am finally recovering from my cold. Thank god. These are the few pictures I've compiled from my tour to the Ayutthya province. It was made the capital of Siam from the 1300's right to the 1500's or the 1700's. I can't remember specifically. But I do remember it was burned down by the Burmese.

Enjoy. I shall now catch up with my sleep.

'Twas the night I returned home...

Before there was Paranoid Android, there was R2d2, 3CPO, and that massive white robot Alan Rickman played in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. What I'm saying is everything is derived from something. Just like that flu and cough I developed on my trip to Bangkok.

Take note. It was enjoyable. Visiting the ancient lands of Ayyuthaya (built somewhere in the 1300's and was destroyed by the Burmese, made it a marvellous experience to remember. Ayutthaya, I must say, happens to be the most exciting event throughout the entire trip. Shopping was only part of my natural routine to stock up on what I didn't have. I see shopping as chore, not a fun and exciting thing to do with a friend.

The carvings on the temples are amazing. And not to mention how many headless Buddha statues I spotted. Head of the Buddha statues were stolen to make crafts or basically because it had a large demand in the black market industry. It was done out of revenge by some black-marketeers and such. Amazing, don't you think?

I shall be posting up pictures of my trip(excluding myself). All these pictures are snapped my myself and copyrighting would bother me one bit. =D

I shall return with a bag-load of pictures..

Jolly Good and Bored

Alright. Due to the fact that I've nothing to say or update in my blog, I've randomly compiled randomly humourous pictures for you to enjoy.
I'll update something better soon. I'm still working on the terms Music critics use and it's functions and meanings.