We've got pro's. We've got suckas.
Since it's the Christmas season, I'm sure we'd all love a bit of comedy.
I've got a Yahelite account called "ifarkedsanta"..and now I've decided to crack open my brain and write a few parodies.
Unfortunately, I've only got two melodies. Blah. So, enjoy anyways. :p
Silent Night, Horny Night.
Silent night, grope me tight,
Angry dogs, saggy wives,
Crown no-more virgin , nympho strikes tonight,
Horny bastards and condoms galore,
My, my this song is a bore,
Maybe I'll try to not snore.
I'm Dreaming Of A White iPod
I'm dreaming of a white iPod.
Just like the one Aunt Sally has.
With the holographic touch screen
And mp4 abilities..
Can make my lonely ass worth living.
It seems that I'm no longer creative. :|
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